Poopie Head and Pickles

It was a bright and sunny day in Murrysville, Pennsylvania. Cam and his dad were driving to school when all of a sudden they saw two very handsome cows. Dad said “Cam, let’s park the car for a few minutes and say good morning to the cows.” Cam thought that was a great idea and so they pulled over to the side of the road and got out of the car to say good morning to the two very big and handsome cows. Cam moved closer to the fence that was around the farm land. The two cows came closer and closer.

“Hello cows” said Cam and his dad. The cows looked right at them and began to moo and it sounded just like good morning to you too. Cam asked the cows their name and he named one Poopie Head and the Pickles. They were funny names but they were funny cows. Cam told them to come closer that he could tell them what names he had chosen for them. Before he knew it they were right on the other side of the fence and looked right into Cam’s big brown eyes. They had big brown eyes too.

“Moooopie Head and Moooopickles?” Mooed the cows. “Why such funny names, Cam?” they asked. Cam told them that he saw them walking near a big pile of manure and thought Poopie Head was just right for one of them. He also noticed a large pickle jar at the end of the fence near the gate and so he thought the name Pickles would be great for the other.

They had big smiles on their faces and thanked Cam for their very unusual names. They said “Cam, you are a very clever boy and we really like our new names.” Mooo Mooo we hope you come back to play with us Cam and off they went to eat grass for breakfast. Cows eat grass and other things to make milk for all of us to drink and milk helps our bones grow strong. Cam and his dad waved goodbye and got back into the car and started off to school. Cam could not wait to return to see his friends again but for now he had to go and play with his school friends and learn new and wonderful things. “Goodbye Poopie Head, goodbye Pickles: he waved out the car window. The two cows lifted their heads and could be heard saying “Goodbye Cam, have a mooovelous day with lots of play!”  

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